somniferous. s, o, m, n, i, f, e, r, o, u, s. somniferous. Kristen was a mid-level office manager that often confused affable workplace banter with intimate and everlasting friendship. Anyone that made fleeting eye contact risked a homily about the many men that fucked her, then tossed her away. Her colleagues wanted to feel sympathy for her, but the somniferous enumeration of the details contributing to the wreck that was her life made them want to choke her out.

/sɒmˈnɪfərəs/

adjective. 1 causing or inducing sleep. 2 soporific. 3 dormitive.

Kristen was a mid-level office manager that often confused affable workplace banter with intimate and everlasting friendship. Anyone that made fleeting eye contact risked a homily about the many men that fucked her, then tossed her away. Her colleagues wanted to feel sympathy for her, but the somniferous enumeration of the details contributing to the wreck that was her life made them want to choke her out.

punctilious. p, u, n, c, t, i, l, i, o, u, s. punctilious. Mitch had always been punctilious about all things. But his friends thought he was a bit too persnickety when he organized his pornography collection by labeling each cover with the sex acts contained within.

/pʌŋkˈtɪliəs/

adjective. 1 very nice or exact in the forms of behavior, etiquette, or mutual intercourse. 2 precise. 3 a attentive. b exact in the smallest particulars.

Mitch had always been punctilious about all things. But his friends thought he was a bit too persnickety when he organized his pornography collection by labeling each cover with the sex acts contained within.

December 21

leviathan

leviathan. l, e, v, i, a, t, h, a, n. leviathan. Mandingo's cock was a towering, uncircumcised leviathan that both tantalized and terrified every women that had the pleasure to become acquainted with it.

/lɪˈvaɪəθən/

noun. 1 anything of immense size and power. 2 a serpent. b aquatic animal described in the Book of Job, and mentioned in other religious texts.

Mandingo's cock was a towering, uncircumcised leviathan that both tantalized and terrified every women that had the pleasure to become acquainted with it.

December 20

harangue

harangue. h, a, r, a, n, g, u, e. harangue. Feeling particularly magnanimous this morning, Joey did not harangue his wife about the growing pile of dishes in the kitchen sink. It wasn't that he didn't care. He cared. It was the slow, satisfying blow job the night before that put him in such good spirits.

/həˈræŋ/

noun. 1 a in a bad sense, a noisy or pompous speech. b declamation. c ranting. 2 a a speech addressed to a large public assembly. b a loud address a multitude. 3 a popular oration.

Feeling particularly magnanimous this morning, Joey did not harangue his wife about the growing pile of dishes in the kitchen sink. It wasn't that he didn't care. He cared. It was the slow, satisfying blow job the night before that put him in such good spirits.

December 19

kowtow

kowtow. k, o, w, t, o, w. kowtow. Miranda and Karl found love early. They were inseparable from the time they were 2 years old. They were married at 20. Parents at 23. Karl was happy. Miranda was not. At 30 she began to feel a overwhelming regret. At 31 she began to resent her husband. Love turned to acrimony, Acrimony turned to alimony. Miranda won custody of the kids. Held them hostage. Karl was forced to kowtow to her whims and moods just to see them.

/ˈkaʊˈtaʊ/

verb. 1 to show obsequious or servile deference. 2 the prostration made by inferiors to their superiors, either as homage or worship, by knocking the forehead on the ground.

Miranda and Karl found love early. They were inseparable from the time they were 2 years old. They were married at 20. Parents at 23. Karl was happy. Miranda was not. At 30 she began to feel a overwhelming regret. At 31 she began to resent her husband. Love turned to acrimony, Acrimony turned to alimony. Miranda won custody of the kids. Held them hostage. Karl was forced to kowtow to her whims and moods just to see them.