Listen to culpable pronounced

[kuhl-puh-buhl]

adjective. deserving blame or censure; blameworthy.

Polytheism is great because there’s always a culpable party. Spilled soda on yourself? Blame the fucking God of Carbonation.

Listen to rejoinder pronounced

[rih-JOIN-dur]

adjective. An answer to a reply; or, in general, an answer or reply.

That Irish cocksucker O’Reilly cut my mic off before I had time to give a rejoinder about the benefits of queers in uniform.