October 17

flummox

Listen to flummox pronounced

[FLUM-uhks]

trans. verb. To confuse; to perplex.

I always leave my phone on during flights. I’m not one of these idiots who thinks a fucking iPhone is going to flummox the instrument panel of a 474.

October 14

swain

Listen to swain pronounced

[SWEYN]

noun. A country gallant.

Sarah Palin knows how to rile up the swains when she goes on tour. The question is, how many of them does she let inseminate her daughter?