Listen to precarious pronounced

[pri-kair-ee-uhs]

adjective. Exposed to or involving danger; dangerous; perilous; risky.

The sales rep told me that two or more people fucking inside of a Snuggie™ would be precarious and may void the warranty.

Listen to affront pronounced

[uh-fruhnt]

noun. A personally offensive act or word; deliberate act or display of disrespect.

These Oscar nominations are an affront to reason. I’m surprised MJ’s corpse wasn’t given a best actor nod.

Listen to culpable pronounced

[kuhl-puh-buhl]

adjective. deserving blame or censure; blameworthy.

Polytheism is great because there’s always a culpable party. Spilled soda on yourself? Blame the fucking God of Carbonation.