benignant
[bih-NIG-nuhnt]
adjective
Kind; gracious.Beneficial; favorable.
Joseph, my dealer, was benignant enough to let try my first line of cocaine for free.
caterwaul
[KAT-uhr-wawl]
noun
A shrill, discordant sound.
I often wonder if my neighbors can hear the caterwauls of my nightly, ritualistic porn enjoyment.
sang-froid
[sang-FRWAH]
noun
Freedom from agitation or excitement of mind; coolness in trying circumstances; calmness.
The virgin tried to maintain his sangfroid when dealing with the whore his father hired, but ended up coming immediately upon entering her.
luculent
[LOO-kyuh-luhnt]
adjective
Clear; easily understood.
Let me be a little more luculent: you, and your whoring mother, are no longer required in this restaurant.
pith
[pith]
noun
Heart.
I’d love if the guy who ate 25,000 big macs died of an injury to his pith during the day of his celebration.
venerate
[VEN-uh-rayt]
transitive verb
To treat someone or something with deep respect.
I venerated his long cock, and ability to bring me to climax.
kenspeckle
[KEN-spek-uhl]
adjective
Conspicuous; easily seen or recognized.
I had to turn off The Expendables because of Sly Stallone’s kenspeckle needle marks where they injected botox into his fucking mean old mug.