August 27


Listen to fantod pronounced


noun. A sudden outpouring of anger, outrage.

1 indisposition. 2 a state of worry or excitement. b fidget. c fuss.

The idea that her husband spent more than $10,000 of their kid’s college fund on hookers and cocaine gave her the fantods.

Listen to mussitate pronounced


verb. To silently move the lips in simulation of audible speech.

No matter how fucking hard I try, I always find myself mussitating along with the dialogue when I watch The Big Lebowski.

August 25


Listen to impugn pronounced


verb, used with object. to challenge as false (another’s statements, motives, etc.); cast doubt upon.

Why is it that a woman always thinks that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship?