August 27

fantod

Listen to fantod pronounced

/ˈfæntɒd/

noun. A sudden outpouring of anger, outrage.

1 indisposition. 2 a state of worry or excitement. b fidget. c fuss.

The idea that her husband spent more than $10,000 of their kid’s college fund on hookers and cocaine gave her the fantods.

Listen to mussitate pronounced

[MUHS-i-teyt]

verb. To silently move the lips in simulation of audible speech.

No matter how fucking hard I try, I always find myself mussitating along with the dialogue when I watch The Big Lebowski.

August 25

impugn

Listen to impugn pronounced

[im-pyoon]

verb, used with object. to challenge as false (another’s statements, motives, etc.); cast doubt upon.

Why is it that a woman always thinks that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship?