February 21


Listen to venial pronounced


adj. Capable of being forgiven; not heinous; excusable; pardonable.

We both decided that her fucking around with random men was a venial offense, and that we’d look past it.

February 20


Listen to agrestic pronounced


adj. Pertaining to fields or the country; rural; rustic.

I’ll tell ya if I had acne, no income, and lived in the agrestic part of the country, I’d probably join up with a crazy fucking militia too.