heliolatry
[hee-lee-OL-uh-tree]
noun
Worship of the sun.
I remember hearing stories in college about Ibiza, where big-breasted women laid out naked practicing heliolatry on the beaches, and E pills were as abundant as hard candy in an old folks’ home.
buss
[buhs]
noun
A kiss; a playful kiss; a smack.
With one buss on the tip of my cock and a firm squeeze of my balls she had me hard in no time.
ineluctable
[in-i-luhk-tuh-buhl]
adjective
Incapable of being evaded; inescapable.
Christine O’Donnell’s ineluctable past as a piss-drunk cougar makes for a hilarious read…
abstemious
[ab-stee-mee-uhs]
adjective
Characterized by abstinence.
Christine O’Donnell, the muppet version of Rachel Ray, has lived an abstemious life: one devoid of masturbation, sex, and reason.
callow
[KAL-oh]
adjective
Immature; lacking adult perception, experience, or judgment.
My roommates told me how callow I was when I started stalking my whore of an ex-girlfriend.
salubrious
[suh-LOO-bree-us]
adjective
Favorable to health; promoting health; healthful.
After promising myself a new way of living, last night’s coke-fueled, menthol cigarette binge was not as salubrious as I had originally intended.
caterwaul
[KAT-uhr-wawl]
noun
A shrill, discordant sound.
I often wonder if my neighbors can hear the caterwauls of my nightly, ritualistic porn enjoyment.