jollification
A merrymaking; noisy festivity.
As a lover of revelry and general jollification, Sammy was particularly adept at keeping the night from closing down around him and his crew…
supplant
[suh-plant]
verb (used with object)
To take the place of (another), as through force, scheming, strategy, or the like…
serendipity
/ˌsɛrənˈdɪpɪti/
noun
1 discovery of things unsought. 2 the happy faculty or luck of finding, by “accidental sagacity,” interesting or agreeable things…
svelte
[svelt]
adjective
Slender.
Some bitch said I had a baby dick, so I tried to reason with her that it was just svelte as fuck…
gainsay
[GAYN-say]
trans
verb. To deny or dispute. To contradict.
regale
[rih-GAY(uh)L]
trans
, intrans verb. To entertain with something that delights…
assuage
[uh-SWAYJ]
verb
To soothe or calm; to pacify.
The least these fucking clowns at BP could do to assuage our fears is act like they know what the fuck they’re doing.