adjective. Outrageously disgraceful or shameful.
It’s been a while since human gaffe-machine Joe Biden has made some shithead, opprobrious remark.
adjective. Incapable of being evaded; inescapable.
Christine O’Donnell’s ineluctable past as a piss-drunk cougar makes for a hilarious read. Link.
adjective. Incapable of being expressed in words; unspeakable; unutterable; indescribable.
Mushroom trips are ineffable in the sense that you can never really describe the experience to someone; you’ve either tried shrooms or you haven’t.
verb. 1 to cut out by surgery. 2 a to pluck up by the stem or root. b to root out. c to eradicate, literally or figuratively. d to destroy wholly.
Sandra told her one-night stand that he should extirpate the giant mole on his ass. But he’d grown quite fond of the hairy blot. It was, after all, a pretext to dropping his pants — an exercise he’d also grown quite fond of.
adjective. Offensive to the taste or sensibilities.
Maybe I’m not cool, but Kanye West’s new diamond grill is a fulsome way to distinguish yourself from the average moron.
noun. Incitement of discontent against a government. Rebellious disorder.
Letterbombing is a brand new, digital act of sedition that’s pretty fucking cool. Check it out here.