Listen to ineffable pronounced

[in-EF-uh-buhl]

adjective. Incapable of being expressed in words; unspeakable; unutterable; indescribable.

Mushroom trips are ineffable in the sense that you can never really describe the experience to someone; you’ve either tried shrooms or you haven’t.

Listen to extirpate pronounced

/ˈɛk stərˌpeɪt/

verb. 1 to cut out by surgery. 2 a to pluck up by the stem or root. b to root out. c to eradicate, literally or figuratively. d to destroy wholly.

Sandra told her one-night stand that he should extirpate the giant mole on his ass. But he’d grown quite fond of the hairy blot. It was, after all, a pretext to dropping his pants — an exercise he’d also grown quite fond of.

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fulsome

Listen to fulsome pronounced

[FUL-sum]

adjective. Offensive to the taste or sensibilities.

Maybe I’m not cool, but Kanye West’s new diamond grill is a fulsome way to distinguish yourself from the average moron.