chthonic
[THONE-ik]
adjective
Dwelling in or under the earth; also, pertaining to the underworld.
Why is it that all the disgusting, chthonic people come out to a mother-fucking Tea Party rally?
jocund
[JOCK-uhnd]
adjective
Full of or expressing high-spirited merriment; light-hearted; mirthful.
My fat fuck of a mailman was rather jocund for a man of his disposition.
vainglory
[VAYN-glor-ee]
noun
Excessive pride in one’s achievements, abilities, qualities, etc.
My son lost his virginity last night, and now his displays of vainglory around the house are starting to piss people off.
redolent
[RED-uh-luhnt]
adjective
Having or exuding fragrance; scented; aromatic.
Although she had had many lovers, her pussy was redolent of a virgin’s.
salutary
[SAL-yuh-ter-ee]
adjective
Wholesome; healthful; promoting health.
There’s nothing salutary about a night of binge drinking.
alfresco
[al-FRES-koh]
adjective
Taking place or located in the open air; outdoor.
I’ve never liked alfresco porn…
aplomb
[uh-PLOM]
noun
Assurance of manner or of action; confidence; coolness.
Bryan sucked cock with the aplomb of a fucking Oreck XL.