Listen to perforce pronounced


adverb. By necessity; by force of circumstance.

I’m not one for a God damned horror movie, but by the time the third act of The Human Centipede rolls around you’ll perforce cover your eyes and cry like a girl.

Listen to empyrean pronounced


adjective. Of or pertaining to the empyrean of ancient belief.

My Aunt always comes over and tries to teach my children about her empyrean belief system involving drinking “blood” and telling old men in robes your secrets.

Listen to disport pronounced


verb. To amuse oneself in light or lively manner; to frolic.

I’ve always had fond memories of us disporting in Central Park, catching the subway, and licking each other’s crotches.