October 28 koan Facebook Twitter Listen to koan pronounced [KOH-ahn] noun. A nonsensical or paradoxical question. Apparently that age old koan about the goddamned chicken and the egg has been solved.
October 27 attar Facebook Twitter Listen to attar pronounced [AT-er] noun. A perfume or essential oil obtained from flowers or petals. Someone should bottle and sell the attar of Justin Beiber to the throngs of teenaged chicks who get wet at the mere mention of the little shit’s name.
October 26 premorse Facebook Twitter Listen to premorse pronounced [pri-MAWRS] adjective. Pertaining to the end of something irregularly shortened. Remember that guy John Bobbit with the premorse cock?
October 25 repast Facebook Twitter Listen to repast pronounced [rih-PAST] noun. Something taken as food; a meal. There’s no better way to cure a nasty fucking hangover than to eat a greasy repast.
October 24 gerent Facebook Twitter Listen to gerent pronounced [JEER-uhnt] noun. A ruler or manager. It’s polite to tip the gerent who accompanies your call girl. After you tip the girl, of course.
October 23 absquatulate Facebook Twitter Listen to absquatulate pronounced [ab-skwoch-uh-leyt] verb. To flee; abscond. Steven Slater’s grand departure on the emergency slide wouldn’t have been so fucking cool if he didn’t also absquatulate with a six pack of beer.
October 22 booboisie Facebook Twitter Listen to booboisie pronounced [boob-wah-ZEE] noun. A class of people regarded as stupid or foolish. Tyler Perry really knows how to pander to the fucking booboisie.