October 30

ruction

Listen to ruction pronounced

[RUHK-shuhn]

noun. A disturbance, quarrel, or row.

This mosque near ground zero has caused quite a ruction. And with good reason, too. It’s sacred ground reserved for a McDonald’s, I heart NY shirt wholesalers, and some mongoloid-run taco shop.

Listen to casuistry pronounced

[KAZH-oo-uh-stree]

noun. Specious, deceptive, or oversubtle reasoning.

Google and Verizon’s little “we’ll opt to be regulated by regulation we wrote ourselves” manifesto is fucking casuistry on a grand scale.

October 27

attar

Listen to attar pronounced

[AT-er]

noun. A perfume or essential oil obtained from flowers or petals.

Someone should bottle and sell the attar of Justin Beiber to the throngs of teenaged chicks who get wet at the mere mention of the little shit’s name.