Listen to quibble pronounced


verb. To complain or argue in a trivial or petty manner.

Though the couple constantly quibbled on the minutia of their marriage, they were united in their belief that President Barack Obama was a radical extremist whose sole objective was to destroy the American way of life.

Listen to agrestic pronounced


adjective. Pertaining to fields or the country; rural; rustic.

I’ll tell ya, if I had acne, no income, and lived in the agrestic part of the country, I’d probably join up with a crazy fucking militia too.

Listen to pusillanimous pronounced


adjective. Lacking in courage and resolution; contemptibly fearful; cowardly.

Tiger Woods’ pusillanimous apology was a cop out. I’d rather he have gone on TV and proclaimed himself the “World Champion of Pussy.”

Listen to ablution pronounced


noun. The act of washing or cleansing; specifically, the washing of the body.

My morning ablutions in the shower were interrupted and I had to deal with blue balls and an unclean penis.